Congratulations; you made it through another day! You have reached your new personal best.
Your record for longest amount of consecutive days without dying has reached a personal best. Well done, you.
(Source: astranaut)
Some young child: *screaming outside*
Me with no context: Girl me too
for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive
gay8:
there is a 42069% chance there is an immature joke hidden in this post
(Source: izyurfimenipaflanyant)
